Nick Urzdown is the rather cheesy pen name that this author has used for many years. He was born in Manchester in 1956 and his erotic memoirs, A Spanking Good Life, appeared in October 2011. In September 2012 a follow-up volume was published called Good Times With Girls which takes his story bang up to date. Nick is currently working on his first novel which should see the light of day in 2013.

In real life Nick is a libertine and bon viveur with the morals of an alley cat. He has spent a lifetime stripping women of their dignity, knickers and ability to sit down in comfort for a few days. That is not to say that he has every forced any woman into going across his knee, but he will own up to doing his best to make five minutes in the traditional position the least worst option for a mouthy female.

He is a graduate of Ruskin College, Oxford, the University of Manchester and a rather dreary polytechnic in South London. He went on to become the professor of North American History at a Mexican university and has a penis with a mind of its own which has led him astray for most of his life. Ill health forced him to return to the United Kingdom in December 2009 and he now lives in Northern England. It amuses him to see the look of puzzlement on British people’s faces when he tells them that the youngest two of his three sons were born six months apart. Mexicans understand immediately what happened, and he has resolved to spend the rest of his life trying to ensure that the British cease to be quite so bovine.

Nick writes as he lives, with great gusto and plenty of noise, and he welcomes e-mails from readers to NickUrzdown@gmail.com, or you can Skype him if you prefer. His username is NickUrzdown, as if you didn’t know. Nick also blogs at strictuncle.blogspot.com. Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/nick.urzdown.1